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Pickle Barrel

Are you prepared to live the rest of your days in a pickle barrel?

I'm preparing...

Except for a brief stay in a sexy vegetarian's pumpkin patch in the late 90s and various trips to prison and rehab, I have been living in a pickle barrel since 1986.

You and your dirty hippie friends just TRY to get me out of here! There will be beads and incense everywhere. It'll make Kent State look like a Cucumber Festival.

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