Clown Cross
Posted in cross stitch on 03/17/2010 02:44 am by adminok folks its kids time now?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!
What do you get when you cross a cheetah & a hamburger?
Fast Food!
What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?
A Hawaiian Punch!
What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?
A convertible with a big trunk!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mosquito?
A very itchy neck!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?
Roost beef!
What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?
Flatman & Ribbon!
What do you get when you cross a clown with a goat?
A Silly Billy!
fabulous - i am going to tell my kids all these jokes and be a really cool mum and you are going to get no credit for this at all except my appreciation - thanks! You can have this one - what do you call a three legged donkey - a wonkey!
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